A yacht sinks during a round the world journey and the male sailor is stranded alone on a desert island. He is there barely surviving for ten years. He saves himself from going mad by focusing on the things that he loves most and what he will do when he finally gets off the island and into society again. One day a beautiful young woman swims to shore wearing a wet suit.
She tosses her wet hair and walks sensually toward him up the beach to the tree line where he has been sitting, convinced that he is hallucinating. What convinces him more than anything is that this vision of beauty and sensual sexiness is also the spitting image of a Las palmas escort with whom he had a highly memorable three hours only a couple of months before he set sail from Portsmouth. So he is astonished when she opens her mouth and says in a deep and cultured English accent.
“Hello. How are you?”
The man starts and says “Hi! Oh my God am I happy to see you!”
“You look like you have been here a long time. The two foot beard is a bit of a give away. How long is it since you have had a cigarrette?”
“Its been ten years!” With that the women unzips the sleeve of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette and a lighter.
“Oh thank you so much!” and he gratefully enjoys his treat.
“And how long has it been since you had a decent drink?
“Its been ten years!” And the girl unzips a long zipper on the leg of her wet suit and comes out with a flask of twenty year old scotch and gives it to the man. He takes a sip and sighs in esctatic pleasure.
“Oh thank you so much. You are like a miraculous Angel. Finally the girl starts to unzip the front of her wet suit slowly and meaningfully while staring the man directly in the eyes.
“So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?” The man looks at her excitedly. Everything else before this has just been a build up.
“Oh my dear God. Dont tell me you have a set of golf clubs in there too?”